Storys from a road trip
In retrospect the funniest thing that happened to Stephen and me at Coachella 2005 was pretty damn irritating at the time. Stephen and I had parted ways when Coldplay started their set because while he adores them they simply make me want to snore. So I headed to the tents and grooved out to The Chemical Brothers and want not while he got all the mellow vibes he could stomach. When it was time to be herded out of the venue my brilliant plan was call Stephen up on the handy dandy cell phones, ignoring the fact that I had already discovered early on that the polo field’s cell coverage was rated at fifteen to twenty calls at once. Needless to say of the fifty thousand plus folks there, a small percentage had a phone or two and I ran my phone dead trying to get a line out. At this juncture I decided to simply go to the car and wait, he’d figure it out, right? The thing was, we had gotten what seemed like such a great parking spot(just pulled right off the road and boom we were parked) that I hadn’t paid any attention where it was and consequently spent over an hour wandering and clicking the panic button on the key fob before stumbling across the car. It was empty and just as we had left it earlier that day. I started to get a cold feeling in my gut because whilst I have a reasonably good sense of direction, Stephen though my best friend and a truly great man, couldn’t navigate his way out of a brown paper sack with the end tore out. I shook the unease off, popped the door and sat to read the book that I had been “given” after “donating” twenty bucks to the nice Hari Krishna man that morning. Two hours later Stephen stomps up to the car and launches a stream of explicatives five minutes long in a minute and a half flat. Turns out that, unbeknownst to me, all of his insulin and sugary drinks had made their way into my backpack sometime that day. The upshot was that we did not have to fight traffic back to Palm Springs where we staying and the next day on the way to the venue, Stephen purchased a hand held GPS unit with a “tag this location” feature. They have yet to be parted since.
